when you haven’t saved your final project and your computer freezes
"your file has been recovered"
the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.
then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh
It’s never too late to drop out of school and become a stripper
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
Happy birthday to Asuna, the one true waifu!
smack that ass from 8 feet away